Opti's adventures

Opti: Yousmelllikebutt.
Little_Apple: Youareabutt.
Opti: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And now, The misadventures of Opti and Slikktic!
Slikktic: OPTI!
Slikktic WHERE ARE CHU?
Slikktic:...
Slikktic: I will take that as a fgl;sdk/;k
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Opti: *trying to talk through mic* RAFAAAAGDCGFCHGH
Opti: I am strangling my 3 year old sister, apperently.
Slikktic: LOL
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(How slikktic and opti met)
Slikktic: You got steam?
Opti: Yah.
Slikktic: Okay, Add me.
*5 minutes later*
Opti: You haven't activated your account, You will have to find me.
Opti:I have a black & white avatar.
Slikktic: K.
*3 years of trying to find me on steam later*
Slikktic: Found u.
Opti: Okay, cool add me.
Slikktic: Wait..
Slikktic: Are u russian?
Opti: *facepalm*

Opti's Adventures Present
"Fancy Esophagus"

viewtopic.php?f=9&t=2216&p=22281#p22281 Scroll down to the last 3 posts to see something you probably necer through would happen by the way. If you haven't seen this already.
Skybax: Haha
Skybax: Nah everything works out in the end
Skybax: Also you just said "necer through"
Opti: LOL
Opti: Oh god I hate this dollar store keyboard.
Opti: And the fact that I am tired.
Skybax: x)
Opti: I meant 'never thought'
Opti: XD
Skybax: I know lol
Opti: Or maybe nicer throught.
Opti: Who knows.
Skybax: Nifty throat
Opti: ooo
Opti: That's one nifty throat you have there.
Skybax: Indeed
Opti: Indeed indeed.
Skybax: Indeedly doo
Opti: Indeedily diddly dangly ding dong dang daddly doodly ping pong ching chong zing zong zang pow.
Skybax: That's racist
Skybax: You're racist
Opti: No you.
Skybax: Nuh uh
Opti: Yuh uh
Skybax: There's a difference between racist and racey
Opti: wat
Skybax: Indeed

Opti's Adventures Present
"Carrot Porn"

The Lovely Nipple Army = Little_Apple

The Lovely Nipple Army: so uh.
The Lovely Nipple Army: i guess llama badges are a thing?
Opti: Yep
The Lovely Nipple Army: welp.
The Lovely Nipple Army: time to get off deviantart. http://www.deviantart.com/art/Titted-Carrot-427535050
The Lovely Nipple Army: dareyoutoclick
Opti: >Titted Carrot
Opti: HOW ABOUT NO
The Lovely Nipple Army: DARE YA
Opti: Fine
The Lovely Nipple Army: AW YEH
Opti: Well, It's jollyjack. What do you expect?
The Lovely Nipple Army: HOW THE HELL
Opti: What
The Lovely Nipple Army: DUDE
The Lovely Nipple Army: A CARROT
The Lovely Nipple Army: WHY
Opti: He's done worse.
Opti: Far, far worse.
The Lovely Nipple Army: u?
Opti: lolwat
The Lovely Nipple Army: yup
The Lovely Nipple Army: brb hanging myself
Opti: XD
The Lovely Nipple Army: HOW DO YOU TIE A NOOSE
Opti: No idea.
The Lovely Nipple Army: WELP
The Lovely Nipple Army: THIS IS A PROBLEM

I didn't make this thread.

[Quartz]

I didn't make this thread.

Aye, it was split from another. Better organization that way.

Here's to Opti's Adventures!!

Grandiose Equine Prostate: http://normalboots.com
Opti: Isn't that site ded?
Grandiose Equine Prostate: http://normalboots.com
Opti: UMG
Opti: IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Grandiose Equine Prostate: "WE'RE BACK! And we brought some new friends too! Go check them all out! - http://normalboots.com/ "
Opti: Wooooooo.
Opti: Excuse while I bookmark this.
Grandiose Equine Prostate: butts.
Opti: Yessssss

No seriously, it's back.
Celebrate.
www.normalboots.com

[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: i am 'opti'mizing my PC right now
Opti: F*ck you.

[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: {OB} Pandela: Welp. Do you need to know anything else?
Pinkie Pie Cyborg: your credit card number
{OB} Pandela: Perfect
{OB} Pandela: 666-666-6666-66
Pinkie Pie Cyborg: :O
Pinkie Pie Cyborg: NO THANKS
Pinkie Pie Cyborg: THAT MONEY CAN
Pinkie Pie Cyborg: *puts on sun glases*
Pinkie Pie Cyborg: GO TO HELL
Pinkie Pie Cyborg: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: The reason of life is in there
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: can you find it?
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: CAN YOU?
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: HMMMM?
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: [mmmmmmmmmmmmm]?
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: CAN YOU?
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Fine
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: 'Pie'
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: The meaning of life
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: [mmmmmmmmmmmm] Pie.
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: damn your ded
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Hey Puddles
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: You seein' dis?
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Say yes or no
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Ok
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Now then
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: I want you to go, and take a lamp
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Unplug it
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: And get rid of it
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Now then
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Go stick your dick
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: In water
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: And come back
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: Then touch the electrical socket
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: For the best time of your life
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: K?
Opti: Dude
Opti: I was afk
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: good
[Death-Bringer][Lucasjlw]: because i have no idea wtf i just said

Opti's Adventures Present
"OctoMom"


Grandiose Equine Prostate: http://www.octopuspie.com/strippy/2012-04-11.png
Opti: >Octopussie.
Opti: >Strippy
Opti: uhhh
Grandiose Equine Prostate: octopus-pie
Opti: Oh my
Opti: nevermind.
Grandiose Equine Prostate: you got octodad on da brain
Opti: He is a dad
Opti: not a mom.

Opti's Adventures Present
"Why"


Grandiose Equine Prostate has changed their name to Jojeaux.
Opti: Jojeaux?
Opti: Wat
Jojeaux: fraaaanch
Opti: k
Opti has changed their name to Optitties.
Optitties: Apologies.
Jojeaux: <Insert link to 'Taylor Swift - You're not sorry' here.
Optitties: LOL
Optitties has changed their name to ooptic.
ooptic: I had to change that.
ooptic: before anyone saw.
Jojeaux: screencap.
ooptic: why.
Jojeaux: <3
ooptic: </3

Opti's Adventures Present
"Grown-ups"

Opti: Booze
[L'SL]Lucasjlw: you is drinking Alchohol?
Opti: yuss
[L'SL]Lucasjlw: good for you
[L'SL]Lucasjlw: didnt know you were THAT old
[L'SL]Lucasjlw: damn
Opti: I am 17.
Opti: XD
[L'SL]Lucasjlw: FUCK ME
[L'SL]Lucasjlw: SERIOUSLY?
Opti: I told you already XD
Opti: You didn't know?
[L'SL]Lucasjlw: NO
[L'SL]Lucasjlw: I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE
Opti: WELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE 15 WHEN I FIRST MET YOU
Opti: IMAGINE MY SHOCK WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU WERE 11.
[L'SL]Lucasjlw: I KNOW
Opti: Just kidding I am 13.
[L'SL]Lucasjlw: really?
Opti: yes
Opti: XD
[L'SL]Lucasjlw: *sighs in relief*

Derpy Slikktic: THE CREEPY PASTA
Derpy Slikktic: YOU PEASENT
Derpy Slikktic: lol
Derpy Slikktic: i swear
Derpy Slikktic: i saw it everywhere
Derpy Slikktic: it was scaring me shitless
Opti: But the picture that goes with this one still haunts me.
Derpy Slikktic: OK
Derpy Slikktic: SEND ME
Derpy Slikktic: THE CREEPY PASTA
Opti: I still see it in my head.
Derpy Slikktic: lol
Derpy Slikktic: SEND ME
Opti: Staring with it's shet eating grin.
Derpy Slikktic: THE FUCKING
Derpy Slikktic: CREEPY PASTA
Derpy Slikktic: YOU BASTARD SEND IT
Opti: I am going to be honest. I don't even want to type it in or search in risk of seeing that picture again.
Derpy Slikktic: IDC
Derpy Slikktic: SEND IT
Opti: Or even type it's fucking title.
Derpy Slikktic: WHAT IS IT CALLED
Opti: I am not even joking.
Derpy Slikktic: =/=
Opti: Sigh.
Derpy Slikktic: does it look
Derpy Slikktic: like
Derpy Slikktic: i give a fak <
Derpy Slikktic: -.-
Opti: 'Suicide Mouse'
Opti: FAWK
Opti: I DID IT
Derpy Slikktic: suicide mouse?
Derpy Slikktic: :I
Opti: Yes.
Derpy Slikktic: THAT SOUNDS SO HORRIBLE
Derpy Slikktic: what kind of stupid name :I
Derpy Slikktic: or title
Derpy Slikktic: is dat
Opti: I know.
Opti: The name is an off-putter.
Opti: BUT THE FECKING PASTA
Opti: HOLY SHT
Derpy Slikktic: mmm
Derpy Slikktic: lost mickey moues episode?
Opti: AND COMBINED WITH THE DOWN RIGHT BRAIN NUMBING PICTURE AND VIDEO
Opti: YES THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
Derpy Slikktic: mouse*
Derpy Slikktic: ok
Derpy Slikktic: time to watch it
Derpy Slikktic: hold me opti
Opti: Nope
Opti: Don't watch it first
Opti: Read it first for best effect.
Derpy Slikktic: -.-
Derpy Slikktic: no
Derpy Slikktic: imma watch it
Opti: Or just watch a reading of it before you watch the video of it.
Opti: You won't get it if you do.
Opti: Trust me.
Derpy Slikktic: ah fine ill read it
Opti: For the full fucked up hellish thrill ride.
Opti: Read it first.
Opti: It's free of any hyper-realistic blood or any bullshit like that.
Opti: Ugh. i shouldn't have thought about it for that long.
Opti: Now I feel sick.
Derpy Slikktic: uhm
Derpy Slikktic: god
Derpy Slikktic: now all i need
Derpy Slikktic: is
Derpy Slikktic: to see the face
Derpy Slikktic: of mickey
Opti: The picture might haunt your brain
Opti: Be warned.
Derpy Slikktic: holy fuck
Derpy Slikktic: what the fuck
Derpy Slikktic: fuck
Derpy Slikktic: that picture
Derpy Slikktic: what the fuck
Derpy Slikktic: holy fuck
Opti: Exactly.
Derpy Slikktic: dat face doe
Derpy Slikktic: its like
Derpy Slikktic: fucking awful
Opti: Now watch the fucking video.
Opti: Hold on.
Derpy Slikktic: uhm
Derpy Slikktic: how about no
Opti: Just to make the experience no where near as brain fucking.
Opti: I have something for you.
Derpy Slikktic: fuck you
Derpy Slikktic: lol
Opti: It's a reaction video of the video.
Derpy Slikktic: im not going to fucking click any of your shit
Derpy Slikktic: lol
Opti: It makes it WAY less scary.
Opti: Trust me.
Derpy Slikktic: fine
Opti: If you were too watch it plain then...
Opti: jesus...
Derpy Slikktic: still think the suicide squidward is more aful
Derpy Slikktic: that squidward face
Derpy Slikktic: his eyes
Derpy Slikktic: that was horrible
Derpy Slikktic: that gave me nightmares for like 5 days straight
Derpy Slikktic: GOD
Derpy Slikktic: I SCARED MYSELF BY TURNING ON A YOGSCAST VIDEO
Derpy Slikktic: FUCK
Opti: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gziPpjuIjQ
Derpy Slikktic: NO
Opti: Here is the reaction.
Derpy Slikktic: ITS NOT LOADING
Derpy Slikktic: SERVER ERROR
Opti: Youtube is being a bitch today.
Derpy Slikktic: THERE
Derpy Slikktic: ITS WORKING
Opti: They are undermaintenance apparently lol
Derpy Slikktic: NO THE VIDEO IS STILL PLAYING
Derpy Slikktic: HOW ABOUT NO?
Derpy Slikktic: HOW ABOUT FUCKING NO
Derpy Slikktic: RAYNBOW BRONY?
Derpy Slikktic: REALLY
Derpy Slikktic: FAK
Derpy Slikktic: THIS IS ALREADY SO HORRI BLE
Derpy Slikktic: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Derpy Slikktic: UHFEWAUHFA
Derpy Slikktic: EWHFA
Derpy Slikktic: UEWHF
Derpy Slikktic: UWAHFA
Derpy Slikktic: WUHFAOUW
Derpy Slikktic: FAEOWFAUOGR
Derpy Slikktic: HGA
Derpy Slikktic: RHGA
Derpy Slikktic: RHOWAUGARWHG
Derpy Slikktic: WAORHGWAORHGW
Derpy Slikktic: ORH
Derpy Slikktic: WAORGWARGA
Derpy Slikktic: WRG
Derpy Slikktic: WAG
Derpy Slikktic: EWHFAWHF
Derpy Slikktic: AWEFHAW
Derpy Slikktic: POIEHF
Derpy Slikktic: PIEWAHF
Derpy Slikktic: PIEWAHF
Derpy Slikktic: IEWAF
Derpy Slikktic: OIEWA
Derpy Slikktic: OPTI
Derpy Slikktic: HOLD ME
Derpy Slikktic: PLEASE
Derpy Slikktic: OPTI
Derpy Slikktic: WHERE
Derpy Slikktic: ARE YOU
Derpy Slikktic: OPTI
Derpy Slikktic: FUCKING ANSWER
Opti: Now you know how I felt.
Derpy Slikktic: EW9IFHIAWEHF
Derpy Slikktic: STAY THERE
Derpy Slikktic: PL0X
Derpy Slikktic: CAN I SKIP THE DARKNESS PLACE?
Derpy Slikktic: THE DARKNESS APRT OF THE VIDEO?
Derpy Slikktic: PART*
Derpy Slikktic: WHY
Opti: The entire video does.
Derpy Slikktic: WHY IS IT ZOOMING IN
Derpy Slikktic: WHY IS IT GETTING WOBBLEY

THE PREQUEL.
Opti: THIS PICTURE
Opti: HAS BEEN PLAGUING ME FOR 4 YEARS,
Derpy Slikktic: ,-,
Derpy Slikktic: that picture when i was young
Derpy Slikktic: the picture of squidward
Opti: ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE READY TO DEAL WITH THIS.
Derpy Slikktic: that haunted me
Derpy Slikktic: for a long time
Derpy Slikktic: it was stuck in my brain
Derpy Slikktic: everywhere i looked i saw those eyes
Derpy Slikktic: SO GIVE ME
Excuse my language in these two. I was tired as balls.

Jojo: dood
Opti: what
Jojo: warsow
Jojo: dood
Opti: wat
Jojo: shirobon
Jojo: dood
Opti: wat
Jojo: AIDS
Opti: AMERICA
Jojo: CANADIA
Opti: CANADIA
Opti: WHAT?

Jojo: HOW CAN MIRRORS BE REAL IF OUR EYES ARENT REAL

Opti: Your new name lacks creativity.
Opti: I am dissapoint.
ButtGuy has changed their name to PhallusGobbler.
PhallusGobbler has changed their name to CystSucker.
CystSucker: better?
Opti: 10/10.

Brotaku = Litte_Apple
Brotaku: AIDS EVERYWHERE
Brotaku: COMING THROUGH THE VENTS
Brotaku: ITS IN THE WATER
Brotaku: EVERYWHERE
Brotaku: OH JEEZ
Opti: what.
Brotaku: AAAAAAIIIDSSSSS
Opti: how does aids even come somewhere
Brotaku: WELL COMING IS INVOLVED
Brotaku: *wink*

(Jojo making me watch Jojo's Bizzare Adventure which is a weird anime.)
Opti: Oh my god this guy
Opti: He is fangirl material.
Opti: DEAR GOD HE JUST KICKED A DOG.

For any Gorrilaz fans here.

Opti: so I have made a frightening discovery
Opti: THERE WAS THIS PERSON ON HATENA A KNEW
Opti: WHO WAS FANGIRL FOR 2D FROM THE GORILLAZ
Opti: I JUST NOW FIGURED OUT HE WAS THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A ZOMBIE OR SOMETHING
Jojo: he got the no eyes yo
Opti: And when I say fangirl I mean really fangirl.
Opti: Like
Opti: reaaaaallllyyyy.
Opti: like
Opti: so much so it's uncomfortable.
Jojo: "your empty soulless eyes make my crotch tingley!"
Opti: LOL
Opti: You made me spit out my coke.
Opti: Thanks.

[Skybax]

There's a difference between being racist and racey.
I'm gold.

There's a difference between being racist and racey.
I'm gold.

yis u r bby

Opti's Adventures Present
"Baddest of the Bad"

Jojo bought me a steam game called "bad rats".
The note that came with it was.
"Buttmin, I spent so much money on this game you better 100% it"

I checked the steam page. It was 24 cents.

[Opti]: Lmao this game you sent me.
[Opti]: what is this.
Jojo: must play it
Jojo: i spent
Jojo: so much money
Jojo: went into debt
[Opti]: okokok
Jojo: lost my house
Jojo: just to buy you this game
Jojo: you must 100%
[Opti]: You don't even pay your own rent yet.
Jojo: shh you gotta
[Opti]: k
[Opti]: hold on.
[Opti]: Downloading it.
[Opti]: lol
Jojo: yey

At this point I have booted the game.
The INSANT I DO. I get a message from a friend of mine named "spencecool"

spencecool: dont play that

I am terrified to proceed.

[Opti]: O GOD
[Opti]: THIS MENU SCREEN
[Opti]: I CAN'T
Jojo: i spent
Jojo: so much money
Jojo: http://i.imgur.com/XZCwYf3.png
[Opti]: 0.24.
[Opti]: lmao
Jojo: 76% off
Jojo: regular $1
[Opti]: LOL
[Opti]: THE TUTORIAL IS A TEXT TO SPEECH VOICE
Jojo: YEHHH
[Opti]: This idea is kinda neat I guess.
Jojo: goty
[Opti]: lol
[Opti]: so that happened.
Jojo: YOU DIDNT 100%
Jojo: ALL OF MY MONEY WASTED
[Opti]: I didn't know that cats exploded when nudged by a ball
Jojo: totes
[Opti]: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bad+rats
[Opti]: SO THIS GAME HAS A BIT OF A REP
Jojo: YEH
[Opti]: "This is not the kinda game you get for yourself. This is the kinda game you give to your friend as a joke."
[Opti]: God damnit jojo.
Jojo: pley it
Jojo: 100%
[Opti]: I couldn't even if I wanted too.
[Opti]: Parents.
Jojo: but mah monneh
Jojo: *sniffle*
[Opti]: this is one for the
[Opti]: Opti's Adventures thread.
[Opti]: lmao
Jojo: YOU WASTED
Jojo: ALL OF MY MONEY
Jojo: IMMA HAVE TO LIVE IN POVERTY
Jojo: FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Jojo: BECAUSE YOU WONT 100% BAD RATS
Jojo: MY LIFE IS RUINED

[Quartz]

hahaha, terrible

DeathEater234: my book is so so so good you should read them in one chapter percy dies even tho hes in hell already then annabeth goes blind bob turns evil bob turns back to good then he heals annabeth and and percy then you find out thay nico has a gay crush onv percy
[Opti]: what

After showing my friend Isolatid this thread. He did this.

[WD]Isolatid: Opti
[WD]Isolatid: I'm pregnant and it's your baby
[Opti]: wot
[WD]Isolatid: 4:26 PM - [WD]Isolatid: I'm pregnant and it's your baby
4:27 PM - [Opti]: wot
[WD]Isolatid: gg
[Opti]: oh fuck you

[Lone Wolf]

Muddeh: furfag swag yo
[Opti]: If there is one word I never thought I would hear you say. It's "furfag"

Never forget

Muddeh: furfag swag yo
[Opti]: If there is one word I never thought I would hear you say. It's "furfag"

Never forget

gg
probably should have put that here myself. lmao.

Opti's Adventures Present
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Slikktic attempted to play a joke on me.
He sent me a link to a less-than-subtle screamer.

Vinyl Scratchington (Slikktic): http://www.5z8.info/start-trojan_h9s5mj ... er-crashes

About 2 seconds after he sends this. I get a message from my friend Rob.

Carnage: INCOMING
Carnage: too late...
[Opti]: wot
Carnage: slikktic
[Opti]: oh yeah
Carnage: DONT CLICK
Carnage: NOOOOO
[Opti]: He thought I wouldn't read the fuckin' link.
Carnage: EAR RAPE
[Opti]: lol
Carnage: that is all
[Opti]: I ain't clicking
[Opti]: I am not stupid

I then returned to slikktic's chat.

[Opti]: wow slikktic
[Opti]: WOW
Vinyl Scratchington: click it
[Opti]: I can read
[Opti]: dumbass
Vinyl Scratchington: its not what you think it is
Vinyl Scratchington: http://www.5z8.info/start-trojan_h9s5mj ... er-crashes
[Opti]: You do realise rob is messaging me "DO NOT CLICK" in the backgroud, right?
Vinyl Scratchington: LOL
Vinyl Scratchington: XD
Vinyl Scratchington: http://www.5z8.info/start-trojan_h9s5mj ... er-crashes

ITS FUNNY CAUSE
Vinyl Scratchington: ITS NOT WHAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK IT IS
Vinyl Scratchington: THE WHOLE THING IT SAYS IS A LIE
Vinyl Scratchington: BUT ITS STILL REALLY WEIRD
Vinyl Scratchington: XD
Vinyl Scratchington: http://www.5z8.info/start-trojan_h9s5mj ... er-crashes
[Opti]: no
Vinyl Scratchington: yes
Vinyl Scratchington: pelase
Vinyl Scratchington: please
[Opti]: I don't want my ears raped
Vinyl Scratchington: LOL
Vinyl Scratchington: DID YOU CLICK IT
[Opti]: ˙ ͜ʟ˙
Vinyl Scratchington: or did rob
Vinyl Scratchington: tell u
Vinyl Scratchington: e.e
[Opti]: no I didn't
Vinyl Scratchington: http://www.5z8.info/start-trojan_h9s5mj ... er-crashes
Vinyl Scratchington: damnet
[Opti]: I am not stupid.
Vinyl Scratchington: click it
Vinyl Scratchington: lol
Vinyl Scratchington: its me screaming
Vinyl Scratchington: really loud

And thus, this is the shit I have to deal with everyday.

P.S. Don't click the links.

This is what happens when you message me at 5 am.

[WD]Isolatid: / / ( o Y o ) \ \
[Opti]: is that a vagina with eyes
[WD]Isolatid: what
[Opti]: you heard me

My friend isolatid sends me a trade request out of nowhere.
suspicious, but I accept.
this happens

[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:27 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:27 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:27 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:28 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:29 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:29 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:31 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:31 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:31 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:32 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:34 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:34 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:36 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:36 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:37 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:37 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Refined Metal 3:55:40 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Chronomancer 3:55:47 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Anger 3:55:48 PM
[Opti]: m8 3:55:52 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Delinquent's Down Vest 3:55:53 PM
[Opti]: m8 3:55:53 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Blood Banker 3:55:54 PM
[Opti]: M8 3:55:56 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Heavy Lifter 3:55:56 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Scotch Saver 3:55:56 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Dark Falkirk Helm 3:55:58 PM
[Opti]: MATE 3:55:59 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Sole Saviors 3:55:59 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Das Maddendoktor 3:56:00 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Dark Age Defender 3:56:01 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Kringle Collection 3:56:04 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Spook Specs 3:56:05 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Merc's Mohawk 3:56:06 PM
[Opti]: NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN 3:56:06 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Triggerman's Tacticals 3:56:06 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Heat of Winter 3:56:08 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Taunt: Rancho Relaxo 3:56:13 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Taunt: Flippin' Awesome 3:56:14 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Taunt: The Schadenfreude 3:56:15 PM
[Opti]: I CAN'T AFFORD ALL OF THIS SHIT 3:56:17 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Killstreak Axtinguisher 3:56:19 PM
[WD]Isolatid added The Sub Zero Suit 3:56:26 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Ubersaw 3:56:27 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange L'Etranger 3:56:29 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Dead Ringer 3:56:32 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Force-A-Nature 3:56:33 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Crit-a-Cola 3:56:34 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Specialized Killstreak Gloves of Running Urgently 3:56:34 PM
[Opti]: STAP 3:56:34 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I 3:56:35 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Knife 3:56:36 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Loose Cannon 3:56:36 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Pistol 3:56:38 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Sniper Rifle 3:56:38 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Killstreak Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I 3:56:41 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Killstreak Shotgun 3:56:41 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Rocket Launcher 3:56:47 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Strange Specialized Killstreak Bat 3:56:47 PM
[WD]Isolatid added Graybanns 3:56:50 PM
[WD]Isolatid: all 4 crate 3:56:55 PM

heh did you actully get them or did he not trade.

heh did you actully get them or did he not trade.

he didn't trade, obviously. lmao

[Opti]: ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
[WD]Isolatid: Opti
[WD]Isolatid: I'm watching The walking dead
[WD]Isolatid: fuck off
[Opti]: ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

Lucasjlw: Normally I accept it when people like what I don't
Lucasjlw: BUT WHEN IT GETS THIS FUCKED UP

THE WAR DOCTOR: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
THE WAR DOCTOR: I ONLY SEND NUDES TO HIM

I actully had a wtf moment where i got loaded with a bunch of good stuff for free for no reason.

also more posts

[Opti]: ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
SPUD | LavaScript™: m8
SPUD | LavaScript™: you're suppose to put that on my profile
SPUD | LavaScript™: you jew

[L'SL] Lucasjlw: You're internet break?
[L'SL] Lucasjlw: You there m8?
[Opti]: TOAST
[Opti]: EVERYWHERE
[Opti]: SEND HELP

Call from [Slik] Vinyl Scratchington started.
[Opti]: #nomic

[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: MY FAGGOT SENSORS ARE TINGLING

I am not in this one. But it is worth posting.
Sir Mike = Slikktic

babybellas8361: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[3:22:06 PM] Sir Mike: who ru
[3:22:09 PM] Sir Mike: o.o
[3:22:36 PM] babybellas8361: I'm jenny, I found you on one of those social networking sites and thought you were cute and just wanna chat ;-p
[3:22:55 PM] Sir Mike: errr
[3:23:01 PM] Sir Mike: What social netowrking site?
[3:23:24 PM] babybellas8361: heya thanks for accepting me, I got ur name in the Skype search feature...24/f, you?
[3:27:24 PM] Sir Mike: https://31.media.tumblr.com/62376af4b1e ... r76jr7.jpg

Opti's Adventures Present
"Death Threats"

[Opti]: m8
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: wat
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: <3
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: WHAT
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: WHAT DO YOU WANT
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: YOU SAID M8
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FUCKING
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ANSWER
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ME
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: NOW
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: BITCH
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: I
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: WILL
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: SLIT YOUR THROAT
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FUKCING
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FUCKING
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FUCKER
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FUCKITY
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: FUCK
[Opti]: sorry went afk
[Opti]: hi
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: hi

Opti's Adventures Present
"Bedtime Story"

[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: Listen
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: shhh
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: shh
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: just
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: opti
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: i have to tell you a story
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: once upon a time
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: in a magical land of no fucks given
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: there was a boy
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: named
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: Michael Jakubowski
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: this boy was the king
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: of no fucks given
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: he gave
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: not a single fuck
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: that he died of STD's while having sex with a 70 year old grandma
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: the end
[Opti]: oh

[L'SL] Lucasjlw: Next time shit like this happens ima switch to my alt account, install fucking aimbot.exe or someshit, and just wreck the motherfuckers

Pretty much the extent of the average intelligence of a conversation between Isolatid and I.

[Opti]: M8
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[Opti]: CALM DOWN
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[Opti]: PLS
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: 33
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[WD] Isolatid: o
[WD] Isolatid: p3
[WD] Isolatid: po
[WD] Isolatid: 3
[Opti]: STAP
[WD] Isolatid: ;oi32lkty
[WD] Isolatid: thggf
[WD] Isolatid: sd;
[WD] Isolatid: ffds;
[Opti]: STAP
[WD] Isolatid: fd
[Opti]: SAPT
[WD] Isolatid: fsfds'
[WD] Isolatid: ds'ad'
[Opti]: ATPAPT
[WD] Isolatid: ds
[WD] Isolatid: 'fg'
[WD] Isolatid: df
[Opti]: ATSPSASP
[Opti]: TPA
[WD] Isolatid: v
[Opti]: STP
[WD] Isolatid: v
[Opti]: ASTP
[WD] Isolatid: v
[Opti]: SDTP
[WD] Isolatid: sdf'
[Opti]: STP
[WD] Isolatid: vs
[Opti]: ASP
[WD] Isolatid: d
[Opti]: TSATP
[WD] Isolatid: as
[Opti]: TASP
[WD] Isolatid: t
[Opti]: P
[WD] Isolatid: pap
[Opti]: SAP
[WD] Isolatid: asp
[WD] Isolatid: as
[Opti]: SATPSPAT
[WD] Isolatid: ptstasp
[WD] Isolatid: atsp
[Opti]: PS
[WD] Isolatid: atsp
[Opti]: AT
[WD] Isolatid: ats
[Opti]: SATP
[WD] Isolatid: atspp
[Opti]: ATP
[WD] Isolatid: atsp
[Opti]: SP
[WD] Isolatid: atsatsp
[WD] Isolatid: ats
[Opti]: ATP
[Opti]: P
[WD] Isolatid: ptsp
[WD] Isolatid: at
[Opti]: AT
[WD] Isolatid: patsp
[Opti]: TAPP
[WD] Isolatid: atsp
[Opti]: TAP
[WD] Isolatid: atstp
[WD] Isolatid: sasp
[Opti]: SPAP
[WD] Isolatid: ttsp
[WD] Isolatid: satp
[Opti]: SPT
[WD] Isolatid: atsp
[Opti]: ASPS
[WD] Isolatid: sat
[WD] Isolatid: patsp
[Opti]: APSSP
[WD] Isolatid: tp
[Opti]: TA
[WD] Isolatid: atsatsp
[Opti]: PSP
[WD] Isolatid: astp
[WD] Isolatid: tsapats
[WD] Isolatid: pats
[WD] Isolatid: pats

[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: i just found
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: the most interesting gli
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: oh
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: you left
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: YOU LEFT BY MY SIDE
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: ALL ALONEEEEE

[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: opti
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: im having so many bad puns
[Opti]: YANKEE
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: i just thought of one
[Opti]: HOTEL
[Opti]: FOXTROT
[Opti]: YANKEE
[Opti]: HOTEL
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: what
[Opti]: FOXTROT
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: murder?
[Opti]: YANKEE
[Opti]: HOTEL
[Opti]: FOXTROT
[Opti]: YANKEE
[Opti]: HOTEL
[Opti]: FOXTROT
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: uhh
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: im gonna go
[Opti]: YANKE
[Opti]: HOTEL
[Opti]: FOXTROT
[Opti]: YANKEE
[Slik] Vinyl Scratchington: bye
[Opti]: HOTEL
[Opti]: FOXTROT

If you get what I am referencing here you get a free cookie.

Jojo: the way to a man's heart is with a knife

Jojo's first Lenny Face. (PSA)
[Opti]: m8
[Opti]: believe me
[Opti]: 3guys1hammer
[Opti]: is not sexual
[Opti]: in any way
[Opti]: what so ever
Jojo: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[Opti]: it is a fucking snuff fil-
[Opti]: did you just use the lenny face
[Opti]: jojo
[Opti]: let me talk to you for a second.
[Opti]: see this?
[Opti]: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[Opti]: it's not ok
[Opti]: it will never be ok
[Opti]: ok?
Jojo: leny luvs u

Jojo: /r/objects is a much nicer place
[Opti]: >/r/objects
[Opti]: what kind of objects
Jojo: objects
[Opti]: >I go there
[Opti]: >18+ warning
[Opti]: what the fuck
Jojo: objects.