The Exploits of Quartz and bobdaduck

I have been stranded in quartz lawn for weeks.
I have been living off of carrots.

*gives 999999999 mroe carrots*

[YoshiSmb]

This topic look's dawn slow, maybe give quartz more diamonds?

[Quartz]

Currently -
Exploits of bobdaduck: Mormon Missionarying it up.
Exploits of Quartz: Sad virgin, musical recording project with a couple of buddies.

maybe the exploits of quartz and amgine in the meantime ?

[Quartz]

Currently: Quartz is missing his second half, cannot get inspired to make maps :'(

go troll people that will always give you ideas

[Quartz]

http://youtu.be/aFXxmwHUpis?t=5m40s

To bad a cat ate Bobaduck xd.

bobdaduck: There was a [BOT] clan?
Quartz: Yeah there were like 3 of us, including myself.
Quartz: It wasn't really a clan, just some losers.
Quartz: Oh wait, that's every Zap clan.
bobdaduck: rofl

Quartz: map is glorious
bobdaduck: dude
Quartz: the C map can't save it all
Quartz: that's how glorious it is
bobdaduck: rofl
bobdaduck: THERE IS NO SOLACE FROM THE NEON

I used to be called [BOT] MotoBot back in the day...

I remeber how people would spam eliza.bot like crazy Xd

[YoshiSmb]

Oh men, quartz doesn't look quite active as before...

What's wrong bud?

Its been over 2 years since bobaduck left wonder why he never came back either.

[Skybax]

He left April 9th 2014.
It's now April 25th 2015.

You have a weird concept of time.

[Quartz]

He left April 9th 2014.
It's now April 25th 2015.

You have a weird concept of time.

This.

Ugh, another year! I miss collaborating with my friend. ._.

[Skybax]

I can't replace bobdaduck but I do believe we had said we were going to collab at some point. I'm free all day today.

Really I swear it was in 2013 he left

Miss him much

[YoshiSmb]

<YoshiSmb> bobdaduck sound more like a soldier name for a game
<YoshiSmb> epic hero
<YoshiSmb> who kills all the alemans
<bobdaduck> What's an aleman
<YoshiSmb> never mind
<YoshiSmb> who kills all the nazis
<YoshiSmb> bobdaduck, you are a serious man, of few words

baby-duck.jpg

Does this means i'm finnaly quoted and it's legit?

Everyone is pretty darn inactive these days...
I simply laughed pretty darn-loud from those good ol' quotes, i hope bobdaduck comes back soon...

by the way Quartz, mow your lawn for dear lord... cause it's been months i've been askin' you!!!
Also, did you create something interesting? a level or a mad-genius-apocaliptic-levelgen?

[Quartz]

I've never made a levelgen in my life. Any map of mine that has one was crafted by someone else … bobdaduck did something like 95% of my levelgens.

Go find some trolls somewhere and post it here!

[bobdaduck]

amgine: rave party 2/5 broken
bobdaduck: you mean 2/5 perfect

[Quartz]

amgine: rave party 2/5 broken
bobdaduck: you mean 2/5 perfect

Oh thank God we're posting this sort of stuff here again.

[bobdaduck]

Watusimoto: Who's server is this?
bobdaduck: This is nature's server
bobdaduck: You can't "own" a server
bobdaduck: it belongs to the earth

[Quartz]

Watusimoto: Who's server is this?
bobdaduck: This is nature's server
bobdaduck: You can't "own" a server
bobdaduck: it belongs to the earth

Quartz: *Whose
Watusimoto: Thanks for that correction quartz

*Something about it being my server, something from Wat about how this is one of the few Ping Timed Out servers he can connect to, he'll have to check it out later. Wat disconnects.*

Quartz: I should've known he wasn't actually interested in playing.
Quartz: He was only interested in updating the game again to break all of bobdaduck's scripts.

[bobdaduck]

LevelController: Little_Apple has powered up the doomsday device!
bobdaduck: WHY LA
Little_Apple: PROGRESS

[bobdaduck]

[15:32] <bobdaduck> Yesterday was disco
[15:32] <bobdaduck> Today is classical
[16:35] <bobdaduck> Tomorrow is nazi-themed hardstyle screaming techno.
[16:35] <bobdaduck> I'm so well rounded.

[Quartz]

Soooo bobdaduck sort of got married over the summer so my fiancée (now wife) and I made the trek over to Mormonville (AKA Utah) to go to their reception. I was a Groomsman which was neat. Here's a (cropped) pic I thought y'all might appreciate.

Ahaha love it :')

[bobdaduck]

[10:49 PM] bobdaduck: Alright who the heck is skylark
[10:50 PM] bobdaduck: Why is he not skybax
[10:50 PM] bobdaduck: UGH
[10:56 PM] bobdaduck: Skybax is never skylark when I need him


bobdaduck: I could make it so whenever there's a new heatseeker
bobdaduck: I can spawn two other heatseekrs
Quartz: CUT OFF ONE HEAD, ANOTHER TAKES ITS PLACE. HEIL HYDRA

Quartz: I should just have footie motivate/harass people and give her a $1 finder fee for every submitted map lmao
Quartz: she’s a much better motivator than ... well pretty much anybody

[Quartz]

Quartz: Ahh, how I miss [DnD prototype class] "Dude with a Trident."
bobdaduck: haha
Quartz: best class name ever. very description. much wow
bobdaduck: With the game detecting whether its footloose in which case it says "dudette with a trident"

bobdaduck: Man you've like rekindled my enthusiasm for bitfighter
bobdaduck: I'm gonna try to become a developer for it
*One hour later*
Quartz: "friendly turrets are mostly harmless"
bobdaduck: MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS AS A NEW DEVELOPER

[Quartz]

bobdaduck: I should make a level explicitly designed to kill watusimoto with his own team's turrets
bobdaduck: Title it "wat is damage forever"

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[[Apparently we did this at some point, I have no idea man:

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Now that bobs back this thread should be updated weekly

[bobdaduck]

3:09 PM] amgine: Pro Tip for @Developer listenting to video game music makes programming much more enjoyable
[3:09 PM] amgine: (im actully serious about this)
[3:10 PM] bobdaduck: uh oh, he's actually serious about this

[Quartz]

[bobdaduck]

[10:40 PM] amgine: @bobdaduck why not make a bunch of 1 pixel asteroids in a box Kappa
[10:40 PM] bobdaduck: what
[10:41 PM] amgine: adjust the asteroid sizes to be like 1 pixel and flood the map with them :p
[10:45 PM] bobdaduck: because I do not want to do that

[Quartz]

raptor: the scripting system is basically: bobdaduck pushes the limits, raptor fixes

its somewhere on the discord but I couldn't find it recently about someone creating a map with C map sized asteroids and everyone trying to figure out what was killing them.

[Quartz]

Throwback to bobdaduck being an absolute savage.

[Quartz]

An important history lesson...

[Quartz]

Turret friendly fire: Basically fixed now, but a hot debate for many moons.